Please remember that Yoshi wears lil yoshi boots and be happy

Like, so many people are in love with Danny Sexbang and I was just like well we can’t ALL mack on him but then I realized, yes, yes we absolutely can

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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laverne cox and ellen page at the 25th annual glaad media awards

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socialistexan:

This is what the cast of a Stonewall movie should look like, not what’s being cast.

socialistexan:

This is what the cast of a Stonewall movie should look like, not what’s being cast.

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lilyvonpseudonym:

leggystarscream:

chissgirl:

swtorlife:

castielcampbell:

theholytwin:

ceilingtheo:

shutupanddiehl:

blingostarr:

buttsexington:

America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America

#or just throw it all into the harbor



Does anyone actually follow that ettiquette in England?
Because my understanding of tea ettiquette in England is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.
IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA. IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.
TEA.

OR JUST THROW IT ALL IN THE HARBOR

ARE YOU TRYING TO START A REVOLUTION!? DON’T THROWS THE TEA IN THE HARBOR! HARBOR IS NOT THIRSTY! HARBOR IS NOT STRESSED!

JUST THROW IT ALL INTO THE HARBOR

AMERICA

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THE HARBOR ISN’T STRESSED? DID YOU ASK IT? DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK THAT IT HAVE HAD A ROUGH DAY AFTER HAVE ALL OF THOSE SHIPS PASSING THROUGH IT, DAY IN AND DAY OUT?
DID YOU EVEN THINK TO OFFER THE HARBOR ANY TEA? OR ARE YOU JUST THAT INCONSIDERATE OF A PERSON?
MY HEAVENS!

I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!

this post was a wild ride

lilyvonpseudonym:

leggystarscream:

chissgirl:

swtorlife:

castielcampbell:

theholytwin:

ceilingtheo:

shutupanddiehl:

blingostarr:

buttsexington:

America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America

#or just throw it all into the harbor

image

Does anyone actually follow that ettiquette in England?

Because my understanding of tea ettiquette in England is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.

IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA. IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.

TEA.

OR JUST THROW IT ALL IN THE HARBOR

ARE YOU TRYING TO START A REVOLUTION!? DON’T THROWS THE TEA IN THE HARBOR! HARBOR IS NOT THIRSTY! HARBOR IS NOT STRESSED!

JUST THROW IT ALL INTO THE HARBOR

AMERICA

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THE HARBOR ISN’T STRESSED? DID YOU ASK IT? DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK THAT IT HAVE HAD A ROUGH DAY AFTER HAVE ALL OF THOSE SHIPS PASSING THROUGH IT, DAY IN AND DAY OUT?

DID YOU EVEN THINK TO OFFER THE HARBOR ANY TEA? OR ARE YOU JUST THAT INCONSIDERATE OF A PERSON?

MY HEAVENS!

I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!

this post was a wild ride

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neyruto:

i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.

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Image and video hosting by TinyPic I am just some girl i guess. she/her. Pretty boring. it's possible that i'm a communist but i'm definitely not an otter, it's supposed to sound similar to "the communist daughter" which is a song. If you have anything specific you want me to tag for, let me know and i will do my best. if you feel like i forget a lot, remind me periodically and i will not get mad! i already tag for most of the basic tw.This is my (NSFW) shipping blog and this is my Simblr

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